dean winchester has a crush on doctor sexy from a fake tv show parodying grey’s anatomy. jensen ackles stars in a movie alongside patrick dempsey aka the doctor sexy blueprint: mcdreamy. they play bisexual lovers in a throuple. patrick dempsey’s character is named cass. misha collins walks onto the supernatural set in 2008 and proceeds to have irredeemable and narrative-defying homoerotic chemistry with jensen ackles. the original doctor sexy actor returns in supernatural’s final season as a pastor who tells castiel it’s okay to be gay. it’s poetic it’s fated it’s cyclical it’s hyteria-inducing
every time someone points out that i speak very monotone im like im sorry i will never be your anime girlfriend i will never homph when eating bread i will never kyaa when the wind blows ill never be her why even fucking try
